Telling Teenage Fortunes / July 24 2009
No.46
1.You will become enlightened.
2.You will become disillusioned.
3.You will find happiness in a French waitress in Clapham.
4.You will be abandoned.
5.You will lose your mojo.
6.You will learn to live with it.
7.You will get your mojo back.
8.You will discover the whole world in a little dog.
Telling Teenage Fortunes / July 17 2009
No.45
One rainy afternoon when you are showering and changing after a farcical game of rugby, your PE teacher will inform you and your male classmates that, for health reasons, the wearing of boxer shorts should be universally abandoned in favour of ‘tighty-whities’.
To your dismay and confusion, he will parade up and down in front of [...]
Telling Teenage Fortunes / July 8 2009
No.43:
You will begin to realise that it is foolish to put your trust in people, even the ones you love - especially the ones you love.
