Muppets / May 17 2007
My bête noire is rudeness.
Generally, I find English people – especially around here, where Audrey and I live – to be ill-mannered, ignorant and impolite. It does not take an enormous effort to be courteous and respectful to one’s fellow humans but unfortunately it is an increasingly rare occurrence.
This morning, Audrey was attacked by two [...]
Telling Teenage Fortunes / January 20 2007
No.1 You will drop the ball.
Beauty and The Beast / January 19 2007
I had the unfortunate experience of watching the enormous frame of dimwit Jade Goody prance around the house in the Channel 4 reality TV programme Big Brother last night.
I only allowed myself 10 minutes or so, but in the end that was all I needed - all I needed for her to be raised slightly [...]

