Morning Glory / January 31 2008
I slept so well last night, for the first time in ages.
I awoke feeling absolutely marvellous and leapt out of bed like a character in a mattress commercial. I had some difficulty putting on my trousers due to the spectacular case of morning glory I was experiencing – a prominence so uncharacteristically proud that I [...]
The Convincer / January 22 2008
‘I really don’t need any new windows, thanks.’
‘I think you’ll find you do, Mr Fantastic.’
‘Look,’ I told him, ‘it’s a seductive paradox: I would love to stand and talk but I’m very busy. I would really appreciate it you could just go away.’
‘You see, these here at the front, they’re what we call “corroded” – [...]
