Evil Beings In Rural England / August 6 2008
After our morning walk today, Audrey and I were just going in the front door when a frighteningly ugly bull terrier escaped from its frighteningly ugly female owner and, teeth bared, launched itself across the road in our direction. Thankfully, we made it safely inside, and I was able to close the door just as [...]
King Cnut / January 11 2008
I hate going to get my anti-anxiety pills from the chemist in the village. It always makes me very anxious.
The situation is made worse by the fact that the chemist, Mr. King (in my mind, I always call him Isaiah because he has an unfortunate facial deformity whereby one of his eyes is a centimetre [...]
