A Close Shave / February 21 2007
Larry Rudolph, Britney Spears’ manager, informs me that the troubled pop singer has gone back into rehab. Apparently, the poor girl checked into an unnamed facility at the request of her mother and other family members.
Britney has been trying to contact me periodically since her much-publicised split from erstwhile paramour Kevin Federline, but we haven’t [...]
Telling Teenage Fortunes / February 12 2007
No.4 You will sneak into Max’s house during cross-country. Once safely ensconced in his bedroom, you will smoke large amounts of grass whilst listening to Arthur Lee and Love’s Forever Changes. On sight of the returning runners approximately one hour later, you will cover your calves and shins in mud from his father’s garden whilst [...]
Telling Teenage Fortunes / February 1 2007
No.3 You will fondle a prefect.
Au Revoir, Paris / January 24 2007
Until recently, I was thinking of approaching celebrity heiress Paris Hilton and asking her if she would like to be my girlfriend. But after hearing of her recent arrest for drink-driving, I’ve changed my mind.
A Los Angeles court has fined her $1,150 and sentenced her to three years probation after she pleaded no contest to [...]
