Muppets In Space / July 27 2007
I can be pretty irresponsible at times but I have never driven a vehicle whilst under the influence of alcohol. Especially a spaceship.
The fact that NASA are so meticulously cautious and controlled in everything they do, and should then allow two of their astronauts to blast off into space while drunk is reckless and absurd [...]
Eng.Lit. X / July 20 2007
A few years ago, I discovered, to my dismay, that it is a popularly held belief that children’s author Enid Blyton was something of a racist. I was quite disappointed to learn this as the Famous five books were a big part of my early childhood.
I was even more taken aback by recent claims against [...]
Morning Has Broken / June 28 2007
Ahhrgh! Do you ever get one of those mornings when everything goes wrong?
I am ordinarily quite a clumsy person; but I have thoroughly out-done myself today.
I got out of my bed as normal at 6:00am. The early morning sun that was streaming through the window was shining directly upon Audrey, beautifully highlighting the damson colours [...]
Official Warning / June 14 2007
The Baby Jesus has threatened to smack my head in if I don’t get some work done for a change.
Actually, it is a little odd at times being self-employed. One has to be very disciplined and if the work rate begins to drop, you have to seriously castigate yourself.
If things get really out of hand, [...]
An Apology / May 19 2007
I have been advised by my lawyers to issue an official apology.
(Solicitors and lawyers – in the main a drain on society – can at times offer useful advice.)
It appears that my reporting of Nelson Galaxy’s drunken night out in London’s Soho with a famous French movie star, and the surprising revelation that said movie [...]
