See The Idiot Cry / April 18 2008
I am haunted by stupidity.
The moron who lives a few doors down from me delights the residents of our street by allowing his car alarm to go off every hour or so. This has been going on for weeks now; he seems not to care that he is annoying people – especially me – beyond [...]
Road to Nowhere / November 27 2007
Ahhrrgggrrr!!! Roadworks outside the f***ing house! That means no work in the studio for a few hours. I hate it when this shit happens, I knew it would - moving from practically soundproofed premises to the spare room was always going to have its inherent problems. O lovely, lovely Baby Jesus, I know we haven’t [...]
Is It Safe? / October 19 2007
Would I get away with it if I murdered a Turkish dentist?
This is a question that I have been asking myself for a while now.
I need some bridge-work doing on my lovely teeth and my stupid (Turkish) dentist is refusing to do it on the NHS. It’s cosmetic, apparently. It is not essential treatment. Well [...]
