Muppets In Space / July 27 2007
I can be pretty irresponsible at times but I have never driven a vehicle whilst under the influence of alcohol. Especially a spaceship.
The fact that NASA are so meticulously cautious and controlled in everything they do, and should then allow two of their astronauts to blast off into space while drunk is reckless and absurd [...]
Muppets / May 17 2007
My bête noire is rudeness.
Generally, I find English people – especially around here, where Audrey and I live – to be ill-mannered, ignorant and impolite. It does not take an enormous effort to be courteous and respectful to one’s fellow humans but unfortunately it is an increasingly rare occurrence.
This morning, Audrey was attacked by two [...]
Drag Racing / February 16 2007
It was my birthday yesterday, and this morning, I am ashamed to say, I am decidedly overhung.
I was joined early in the evening by my good friend (and nascent transvestite pop star) Nelson Galaxy, who brought with him several bottles of frosty champagne, a crate of cold Budweiser and a brace of Beaujolais Nouveaux, all [...]
