Stinking Pitt / January 4 2008
I had a strange dream about Brad Pitt last night.
My band Enormous had a gig at the Royal College of Music and Brad, being a fan, had contacted our management to ask if he could come with us as part of our road crew – I think he was doing some research for a part [...]
An Apology / May 19 2007
I have been advised by my lawyers to issue an official apology.
(Solicitors and lawyers – in the main a drain on society – can at times offer useful advice.)
It appears that my reporting of Nelson Galaxy’s drunken night out in London’s Soho with a famous French movie star, and the surprising revelation that said movie [...]
L’Etoile Mystérieuse / May 16 2007
Nelson is back home in London now and he rang today to tell me of a stimulating evening he spent in the company of a famous French movie-star.
‘I can’t tell you who it is, Nap, but suffice it to say, he is very, very well-known and respected,’ he told me over the phone.
Apparently, they spent [...]
Oblique Angles / April 27 2007
Whilst it has often been said that yours truly bears more than a casual resemblance to the Hollywood actor Hugh Grant, it is also slightly less commonly accepted that of the two of us, I am the one who is the better looking. (It’s the angular cheekbones, don’t you know.)
I was reminding the bouncing Audrey [...]
