Parklife / July 9 2007
I really have not done enough research to have a definite opinion on the subject - and I certainly would not profess to being an expert in the matter, but aren’t park keepers odd?
Audrey evacuated her bowels on the park this morning and because I had foolishly omitted to bring any plastic pooh-bags along with [...]
Oblique Angles / April 27 2007
Whilst it has often been said that yours truly bears more than a casual resemblance to the Hollywood actor Hugh Grant, it is also slightly less commonly accepted that of the two of us, I am the one who is the better looking. (It’s the angular cheekbones, don’t you know.)
I was reminding the bouncing Audrey [...]
Making My Mind Up / March 15 2007
Great news! You can drop the Arctic Monkeys from your iPods and replace them with Bucks Fizz. The 1981 Eurovision winners are reforming.
Oh boy! I can’t wait, me. I’ll be there at Easter, dancing to Piece of the Action in the village hall, ripping my skirt off as an exciting finale to my routine. Showbiz: [...]
Telling Teenage Fortunes / March 8 2007
No.6 You will realize that you took your stabilizers off too early. You will realize this only when it is too late to put them back on.
(Today’s playlist:
Brinsley Schwarz - Despite It All
Arctic Monkeys - Whatever People Say I am, That’s What I’m Not
Beach Boys – Pet Sounds)
Monkey Magic / February 15 2007
Congratulations to the Arctic Monkeys who scooped two awards – best British band and best British album – at the BRITs in London last night.
I don’t really like their music, it’s a little pedestrian and unsophisticated for my tastes, but anything to do with our simian cousins is fine by me.
Monkeys, I just flippin’ love [...]
Automatic Monkey Trousers / December 20 2006
What is that strange yelping sound in the background on songs by The Automatic?
It sounds like a monkey or something.
Me, I say this: Primates on pop songs?
No! It sounds pants.
