Hopes and Fears / June 29 2008
There was a loud party going on in a house on the other side of he rec’ last night.
With the aid of the Leica 8×20 binoculars pointed through the studio window, Audrey and I watched about twenty intoxicated people as they shouted at the moon, at each other and at the world in general, seemingly […]
I Dream of Jenni / April 25 2008
It’s happening again.
I keep dreaming of pretty, blonde TV presenters. Last night it was Jenni Falconer’s turn to pay me a visit. The whole thing is rather unsettling because I usually prefer brunettes when it comes to attractive women. I think my subconscious is probably trying to tell me something.
But, oh boy, was I having […]
Falling Out of Bed / September 26 2007
That is what I did this morning when I got up at 5am – fell out of my bed and on to the floor. I was so tired that my legs refused to support me in the fashion that is usually required of them. I did not sleep a wink last night; my mind was […]
Wake Me Up Before I Go Go / March 28 2007
I know that growing old is inevitable, but for me, lately, the process has taken a somewhat unexpected turn.
For perhaps the last eight months or so, I find I am waking up two or three times in the night desperately needing to pee. Even if I try not to ingest much liquid in the hours before […]

