Davy’s Rock ‘n’ Roll Holiday / November 19 2008
Don’t forget to come say hello at tomorrow’s gig at the Town Mill in Mansfield.
This is the first show ENORMOUS have done for ages, and in a way it marks our long-awaited return to the rock ’n’ roll arena. Big night. (I’m not nervous, thanks for asking; I’m a little apprehensive that we’re under-rehearsed, but [...]
ENORMOUS Set List 20th Nov Gig / November 9 2008
A few people have been asking me what songs ENORMOUS will be playing at the Town Mill gig with b-movie in Mansfield on Thursday 20th November, so I decided to post the full set list right here:
My Type
Here Comes That Girl Again
Let’s Run Away Together
The Way That It Should Be
Pretty Little Painkiller
Moaning Lisa
The Definite Article
Please [...]
Enormous Collision / September 5 2008
Nelson Galaxy and I are doing family things for a few days so I plan to take a little time off from blogging - amongst other things. I’ll be back next week.
Until then, allow me to remind you that tickets are still available for the Enormous gig with 80s popsters B-Movie at the Town Mill [...]
Cherry Outburst / August 22 2008
What is that constant ridiculous sound in the background of the Verve’s new single Love Is Noise? It sounds like a herd of geese. It makes Audrey bark like some kind of crazy female madman every time it is played on XFM. It ruins what is otherwise quite an average song.
Actually, I would rather like [...]
Early Warning / August 21 2008
ENORMOUS have a big gig coming up in November.
It’s quite a while away but I’m telling you now as it’s tickets only and will probably sell out.
Here are the details: New Romantics B-Movie are playing at The Town Mill in Mansfield, Nottinghamshire on Thursday 20th November with support from recently reformed pop stompers ENORMOUS - [...]
Gig Postponed / June 16 2008
The venue where Enormous were due to give an acoustic performance this Saturday (21st) have cancelled the show – for reasons of national security or something – and rescheduled it for September 6th.
Sorry if this leaves you feeling as disappointed as it does us (I was even planning on having a bath in readiness for [...]
Big Gig / May 26 2008
ENORMOUS are playing at the Old Library Theatre in Mansfield, Nottinghamshire, UK on Saturday 21st June. It is billed as a ‘chilled acoustic evening’ – well, we’ll see about that!
The show will be a little odd for us as we’ll be doing it without a bass-player and without any trousers. But worry ye not because [...]
Hummingbird / April 2 2008
‘That’s a lovely tune.’ I was complimenting a handsome brunette who was serving me in the Co-op. She was humming loudly as she handed over my Cheshire cheese.
‘Oh, thank you,’ she giggled. ‘My family are always telling me how musical I am.’
‘They’re not wrong.’
‘I just love beautiful melodies.’
‘Me too; don’t stop,’ I told her, smiling [...]
Stinking Pitt / January 4 2008
I had a strange dream about Brad Pitt last night.
My band Enormous had a gig at the Royal College of Music and Brad, being a fan, had contacted our management to ask if he could come with us as part of our road crew – I think he was doing some research for a part [...]
Nobody’s Twisting his Arm / November 6 2007
What a big ponce Jimmy Page is for postponing Led Zeppelin’s eagerly-awaited reunion concert in London because of a minor fracture in his finger. He should call off the show completely – do us all a favour.
Once, when Enormous were on tour, the band’s clumsy rhythm guitarist O’Toole lost an arm in a silo explosion [...]

