Seafood Blues / July 28 2008
I am never eating oysters again.
The snot-like little slimy beasts I had on Saturday were lovely going down, but not so great coming back up. I don’t believe they were off, but they definitely did not agree with my constitution. Audrey, wise little dog that she is, did the right thing by refusing them.
I have [...]
Lead In My Pencil / July 27 2008
I had some oysters yesterday. Fresh and big and full of the taste of the sea.
My actor friend Hamilton Bentley paid Audrey and me a visit. He came to boast about his part as an extra in the new British film Donkey Punch. He recounted how he had asked the director for a line and [...]
Tired of Lazy Tastebuds / February 2 2008
I am so bored with my diet – well, not bored as such, more ready for a change. Something is coming, looming on the horizon. Storm clouds are gathering in my little kitchen, neighbours are battening down their hatches, a gastronomic revolution is about to shake the foundations of the Fantastic household. Or something. Probably.
Don’t [...]
