Finding My Religion / February 6 2008
For a while now, I have been toying with the idea of starting a new religion.
It isn’t that I feel inadequately provided for or spiritually bereft in any way, neither am I living in purgatory or suffering any kind moral agony - it is simply that I think the time is right for a creed [...]
International Incident / September 29 2007
‘She’s the one, Nelson.’
‘Pardon?’
‘She’s the one,’ I told him.
‘You’re an idiot,’ he said. ‘How do you know?’
‘Trust me; you know when you’ve found the one.’
‘You said that the last time; all those years ago – and the time before that. You thought they were “the one” too. How many ones can one have? Can one [...]
The Triumph of Good over Evil / April 18 2007
Just to keep you informed of the minutiae of day-to-day life in our Derbyshire village: the regional simpleton with the interminable, malfunctioning car-alarm has at last had his vehicle removed by the local authority. Yesterday, a man from the council arrived to carry it away on the back of a big red tow-truck. Hurrah!
It had [...]
