Carpet Burns / May 14 2007
If ever you need someone to come to your home and do foolish things with the electricity supply, I’m your man. Similarly, if you have any expensive floor-coverings that you need to be comprehensively damaged by fire, red wine, strong coffee or superglue, give me a call.
This weekend, instead of benignly watching the Eurovision Song [...]
Nurse - The Screens! / March 18 2007
It’s easy to criticise the Eurovision Song Contest and the songs that the entrants sing; but spare a thought for all the poor songwriters on Tin Pan Alley, banging away in dusty closets, damp backrooms and frosty booths.
I think we would all agree that, as a whole, the work they produce for the contest isn’t always of [...]
