I Ain’t Afraid of No Ghost / October 12 2008
When I got back from London yesterday tired and weary, I picked the hairy one up from her grandma’s and drove home in heavy traffic trying hard not to fall asleep at the wheel.
‘I know it’s rather early, Audrey,’ I told her, ‘but I think I’m going to have to go to bed as soon [...]
Silly Cults / June 3 2007
It is a lovely sunny day, there are prawns and lobster tails on the barbeque, a bottle of Bollinger in the refrigerator and Audrey is contentedly chasing butterflies in the garden. I may even have a bath after lunch. It’s a wonderful life.
One thing I must remember not to do today, however, is join a [...]

