The Boy From Mars / October 5 2008
I was dreaming last night that I was travelling across America in a flying saucer.
I was taking a break in a bar in the middle of nowhere when Heather Locklear wandered in and headed straight towards me. She looked tired and was obviously quite drunk. ‘Hey, you’re the Boy From Mars, aren’t you? Can you [...]
Camp David / July 31 2007
Gordon Brown didn’t quite tick the ‘George Bush is my best friend’ box when he met the US president yesterday. But it seems that we can all rest easy that the relationship between the two leaders is a strong and mutually respectful one.
In my opinion, the biggest issue is one of trust. How much can [...]
Saturday Gas / February 24 2007
I had to bundle the man from Transco out of the door – quite roughly – to prevent him from turning off my gas supply this morning.
I awoke to the sour odour of a gaseous leak that was drifting from the kitchen. As it turns out, it was merely a loose connection on the intake [...]
Bush vs Words 2 / February 7 2007
“Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat.” —Washington, D.C., Sept. 17, 2004
“The problem with the French is that they don’t have a word for entrepreneur.” —George W. Bush discussing the decline of the French economy [...]
Bush v’s Words / January 26 2007
“Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 7, 2006
