Afternoons With Kylie / May 19 2008
‘I’m sorry, but I really do not want to buy any make-up.’
‘Or perfume?’
‘Or perfume.’
I couldn’t get rid of Kylie, the local representative for a well-known cosmetics company yesterday. She was convinced I had a woman in the house somewhere who might want to buy something from her. She kept looking over my shoulder, trying to [...]
Britney Calling / May 18 2008
A young woman has just pushed a catalogue from a local cosmetics company through my letterbox. (No, it didn’t hurt.)
To accompany the glossy brochure, she has supplied a note upon which she has written in a childish hand: ‘Hello Im Kylie I will be call back for your order later today look like Britney Spears!!!!!’ [...]
Lollipop Lollipop / May 2 2007
Nelson Galaxy and I were in San Diego yesterday.
Nelson is launching a new range of lollipops aimed at the musical sweet-toothed transvestite market and he had a meeting with some Californian venture capitalists who are interested in investing in his fruity idea. He took me along for moral support. He was showing off a little, [...]
A Close Shave / February 21 2007
Larry Rudolph, Britney Spears’ manager, informs me that the troubled pop singer has gone back into rehab. Apparently, the poor girl checked into an unnamed facility at the request of her mother and other family members.
Britney has been trying to contact me periodically since her much-publicised split from erstwhile paramour Kevin Federline, but we haven’t [...]
