Chinese Sky-Candy Menace / October 23 2007
All fireworks should be banned in this country – the free use of them, anyway. They are annoying at best and dangerous and often lethal at worst.
Audrey is scared stiff of them. Local morons began letting them off on the rec’ behind our house last week, and I expect this evil practice to continue through [...]
More Treatment / October 22 2007
Once again, the filthy urchins of the parish have outdone themselves.
When they turned up at the house last night, they had not even bothered to dress up in the appropriate Halloween costumes or masks. ‘Trick or treat!’ came the inevitable demand.
They were actually shouting at the window because I was pretending that I wasn’t at [...]
This Is Not a Pipe / October 7 2007
As I was looking down on to the rec’ through the studio window last night, I noticed a dark figure crouching down inside one of the large, concrete drainage-pipes that are positioned there for children to play in.
Audrey loves them too. Every morning we have to play our game of hide and seek, with me [...]
Falling Out of Bed / September 26 2007
That is what I did this morning when I got up at 5am – fell out of my bed and on to the floor. I was so tired that my legs refused to support me in the fashion that is usually required of them. I did not sleep a wink last night; my mind was [...]
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