Cherry Outburst / August 22 2008
What is that constant ridiculous sound in the background of the Verve’s new single Love Is Noise? It sounds like a herd of geese. It makes Audrey bark like some kind of crazy female madman every time it is played on XFM. It ruins what is otherwise quite an average song.
Actually, I would rather like [...]
Seafood Blues / July 28 2008
I am never eating oysters again.
The snot-like little slimy beasts I had on Saturday were lovely going down, but not so great coming back up. I don’t believe they were off, but they definitely did not agree with my constitution. Audrey, wise little dog that she is, did the right thing by refusing them.
I have [...]
Cocktail Shaker / February 22 2008
Here is a little advice for you.
Do not drink a banana, mango and pomegranate smoothie laced with evil tequila at seven in the evening and then embark upon a vigorous hour-long aerobic workout.
When said smoothie dramatically re-emerges at eight o’clock, pink and frothy and acid-sweet, it really is a regrettable spectacle.
If, however, you are intrigued [...]
