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Beauty and the Brawn / October 1 2008

I was hoping that it was a different red spaniel, but of course it wasn’t; I saw the beautiful girl and her muscleman walking their frisky dog this morning on the rec’.

Why is it that beautiful women – in this part of the world, at least – always seem to be attracted to big dumb weightlifters? Time to renew the gym membership, methinks.

Now, where did I put that monkey . . . ?

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5 comments on “Beauty and the Brawn”

Matthew Dryden / October 1st, 2008 at 12:32 pm

I go to the gym…am I stupid? I’m suddenly wrought with all these questions about life and love and working out!

(Too bad his brains are in his biceps.)

Napoleon Fantastic / October 1st, 2008 at 1:05 pm

Matthew,
I stopped going to the gym in the village here because it smells. And membership costs more than I am prepared to pay.
I do work out in the house for ninety minutes every day, though.
And that’s a stupid enterprise; mostly because I listen to XFM while I’m going through my routines. (They play the Red Hot Chili Peppers a least twice every fifteen minutes. Bleugh!)

Nelson Galaxy / October 1st, 2008 at 3:04 pm

What you gonna use the monkey for? You know it’s cruel.

Matthew Dryden / October 2nd, 2008 at 6:13 am

Hehe, RHCP. Nothing like listening to guys with socks on their cocks.

Napoleon Fantastic / October 2nd, 2008 at 11:29 am

Nelson,
I was going to give him a sound thrashing; but something else came up.

Matthew,
Lol. I really can’t stand that band.

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