He Wants To Believe More / July 30 2008
Septuagenarian arch joker and conspiracy theorist Reg has been telling me more about the alien spacecraft he is convinced made a crash landing recently in the Derbyshire hills just outside of Blackwell. I bumped into him yesterday as he was jumping off the Alfreton bus.
‘Hey, Davy, look at this what I’ve just bought!’ His voice was a bellow full of boyish enthusiasm.
‘Looks like a big globe, Reg.’
‘It is, matey, it is.’ His eyes resembled those of an excited owl.
‘It’s lovely,’ I told him. I had added a respectful element of awe to my observation which I could tell Reg appreciated.
‘This little beauty is going to help us track down what happened to the Blackwell spaceship,’ he said slowly. He was delicately turning the expensive-looking globe around in his big hands as if it were a dinosaur egg.
He went on to explain how he is planning to use his new acquisition to help him calculate the exact latitudinal and longitudinal positions of the crash site.
I interrupted him: ‘Fascinating stuff, Reg, but as usual I’m terribly busy and will have to affect my despatch immediately.’
‘What do you reckon though, eh?’ He grabbed my arm and pointed at the globe. ‘Small world, innit.’
Filed under Aliens / British Countryside / Close Encounters / Reg / UFOs
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2 comments on “He Wants To Believe More”
Nelson Galaxy / July 31st, 2008 at 2:39 pm
He has a point. Actually, our whole galaxy could exist inside a small marble that is being rolled by children of a different dimension, or summat.
Napoleon Fantastic / August 1st, 2008 at 11:16 am
Nelson,
Have you been smoking your toenails again?
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