Telling Teenage Fortunes / July 18 2008
No.19
You will refuse to participate in a game of ‘murderball’ during an afternoon PE class taken by your least favourite games teacher-sadist, preferring instead to go home and listen to the new Clash and Sex Pistols albums.
As a punishment, you will receive ten days of after-school detention which you will elect to not attend. The head of sixth-form will write a letter to your parents.
You will always wonder whether you did the right thing. You will have a recurring dream about this in later life.
Filed under Guilt / School / Sex Pistols / Telling Teenage Fortunes / The Clash
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One comment on “Telling Teenage Fortunes”
Nelson Galaxy / July 18th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
I reckon you definately did the right thing. If you saw that sadist-teacher now would you hit him? Punk-rock or murderball? What will it be?
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