Are You Unexperienced? / June 11 2008
A photocopied leaflet was pushed through the letterbox earlier today which informed the reader: Wanted! Unexperienced person who are proffesionel 2 work for local company delivering leaflet’s door 2 door. Experience not nessasery as training will be given. Good rate’s of pay. Salery negotiated. Call ring or telephone 693214. You’re reprisentitive is, KAREN.
I was sorely tempted to call ring or telephone KAREN. The organisation that she reprisents seems impressive – and I certainly are unexperienced.
‘Let’s go for it, Audrey!’ I told my sleeping dog.
She opened one eye and groaned. ‘No, let’s definitely not,’ I’m sure I heard her say.
I was going 2 ignore her and just do it anyway, and then I suddenly had a vision of myself attacking KAREN with a machete, so I came to the decision not to call ring or telephone her after all, at least not in this lifetime, anyway.
Filed under Jobs / The Decline of Western Civilisation / Audrey
Comments
3 comments on “Are You Unexperienced?”
Jo Beaufoix / June 11th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
I am definitely unexperienced in that, but I would be very ‘proffesionel’. I am one of THE proffesionels.
Napoleon Fantastic / June 12th, 2008 at 10:33 am
Jo,
Which one?
Nelson Galaxy / June 12th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
You made the right decision me thinks. Remember when we had to deliver rate demands? Now that was fun. Hate demands more like.
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