Jessica Alba Having It Large / May 23 2008
Another mysterious email – this one from someone called David Domino (who are these people?) – landed in my inbox this morning. The subject line declared: Jessica Alba Loves It Huge. Again, I did not read the body of the message; I am becoming far too paranoid. I deleted it immediately and then decontaminated my computer with a litre of Domestos.
I do wonder, however, what the actual object of Jessica Alba’s enormous love is. If it’s a giant mug of morning coffee then she is a girl after my own heart. (Jess and I would probably have many things in common – I may begin stalking her.) I have just had the biggest, creamiest, full-fat latte you can imagine – and then I had another one straight after! That’s the kinda crazy guy I am; not for me the unremarkable life full of disappointment and heartache, no sir.
I get so much spam these days; the sending out of these annoying and frequently obscene emails seems to be the norm. Everyone used to hate it but now it seems generally accepted. It’s like buggery or lying to Parliament – it used to be considered morally wrong but now it’s just an amusing and diverting fact of life.
Filed under Annoyances / Celebrities / Jessica Alba / Spam
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2 comments on “Jessica Alba Having It Large”
Nelson Galaxy / May 23rd, 2008 at 4:38 pm
I love spam me, meat and fatty jelly. Stop, no, it’s horrible. I love email spam, that’s it, makes me feel popular.
Napoleon Fantastic / May 23rd, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Mmm . . . fatty jelly
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