Crap Excuses and Guilty Consciences / May 22 2008
I had to turn down an invitation to someone’s 40th birthday bash yesterday. I wasn’t in the mood for a party and anyway, I was far too busy. I don’t think I’ll ever be going to heaven, though. I made a crap excuse and got found out. (Something about being hyperglycaemic and having to avoid cakes and having to be near a hospital or a crash-mat in case of collapse.)
I feel awful; I really should learn to be more truthful with casual acquaintances of whom I have never been very fond.
Not to worry! I’ll simply put the whole experience down to being just another one of those embarrassing moments-from-hell that will haunt me forever.
(Sorry this post is so short – I really am incredibly busy. This afternoon, I’m making a sex video with R Kelly.)
Filed under Excuses / Lies / R Kelly / Sex Video
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2 comments on “Crap Excuses and Guilty Consciences”
Nelson Galaxy / May 22nd, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Hope the video shoot went well, although I don’t think I would like to see it thanks. Crap excuses are the best and so obvious. You’re like me, far too busy to be socialising. Anyway, our social skills are rubbish anyway.
Napoleon Fantastic / May 23rd, 2008 at 10:52 am
Speak for yourself, young Nelson. I am refining my social skills all the time thank you. At least I don’t try picking fights with midgets every time I go to the pub.
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