Britney Calling / May 18 2008
A young woman has just pushed a catalogue from a local cosmetics company through my letterbox. (No, it didn’t hurt.)
To accompany the glossy brochure, she has supplied a note upon which she has written in a childish hand: ‘Hello Im Kylie I will be call back for your order later today look like Britney Spears!!!!!’ Underneath, she has carefully written out her telephone number in case I need some eye-shadow or lipstick in a hurry and cannot wait until this afternoon.
On the front of the catalogue itself, she has written: ‘Look like Jordan and Katie Price!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ (There were nineteen exclamation marks after this statement – quite a lot for a Sunday morning, it nearly brought on an angina attack; I suspect they are on offer at the Co-op.)
I have not the faintest idea what Kylie believes a man living alone with his dog would want with a make-up catalogue. Perhaps she thinks I need a make-over or just something light to bring out the blue in my eyes. Maybe she has mistaken me for Nelson Galaxy.
Whatever - what I want to know is this: who on earth would want to look like Britney Spears?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2 comments on “Britney Calling”
Nelson Galaxy / May 19th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Maybe Audrey would like to try a bit of lippy and blusher. Dogs in make-up, could be a winner.
Napoleon Fantastic / May 19th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
She doesn’t need any make-up, Nelson.
Doesn’t suit her, anyway.
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