And Multiply / April 28 2008
There is a boy whose photograph is splashed all over the front page of the local paper today who was viciously attacked by a gang of youths at the weekend. He was so badly beaten, his own reflection didn’t recognise him.
His attackers are typical of hundreds of young males around here: ignorant and intolerant – and there are just too many of them. On this occasion, their victim was chosen because he has Tourette’s syndrome, which is like having a large sign on his back that says Hurt Me. And hurt him they did.
I feel so sorry for him because, according to the report in the paper, when he arrived at the casualty department of the local hospital, he was searched by nurses who discovered that he was wearing women’s knickers, a fact that – believe it or not - has now become a focus of the police investigation.
There are just too many unemployed and unintelligent young people in this area. Families are allowed to breed unchecked, to produce too many atavistic offspring. The village is largely populated by uneducated, randy Catholics who should be made to convert to a more sensible religion or at least be taught the benefits of birth control.
To be honest with you, I am surprised that there is enough cider in the Co-op for all of them.
Filed under Crime / English Village Life / Idiots / The Decline of Western Civilisation / Tolerance
Comments
3 comments on “And Multiply”
Nelson Galaxy / April 28th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Only you can live in a village full of uneducated, cider drinking, randy Catholics.
Jo Beaufoix / April 29th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
The poor boy. Let’s hope the randy catholics forget about his lady pants soon.
Napoleon Fantastic / April 30th, 2008 at 11:02 am
Nelson,
Just my luck, eh?
Jo,
No chance. You know what Catholics are like for not forgetting things. And they are experts on guilt, of course.
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