I Dream of Jenni / April 25 2008
It’s happening again.
I keep dreaming of pretty, blonde TV presenters. Last night it was Jenni Falconer’s turn to pay me a visit. The whole thing is rather unsettling because I usually prefer brunettes when it comes to attractive women. I think my subconscious is probably trying to tell me something.
But, oh boy, was I having fun with Jenni last night! We were playing naked beach-volleyball in Cornwall. I was losing, of course, due to the fact that I couldn’t keep my eye on the ball – understandable under the circumstances. When the game was over and we were making love in a nearby beer-garden, a large rabbit brought over to us a clotted cream scone and a large pot of tea. The rabbit pointed at Jenni with his furry paw and said: ‘She loves you.’
I had gone to bed late, full of anxiety and fearing a sweaty night of tossing and turning, but after being told that, I slept like a bivalve. I awoke this morning feeling quite marvellous though slightly confused.
Filed under Dreams / Insomnia / Pretty Girls
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11 comments on “I Dream of Jenni”
Nelson Galaxy / April 25th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
I too have a thing for Jenni Falconer, with her lovely blonde Scottish ways. Lovely. Mmmmmm.
Napoleon Fantastic / April 25th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
I wasn’t aware of her before. When I got up this morning, I had to Google her to see who my dream lover actually was and what she did. When I saw that she was in fact quite lovely, I was immensely relieved. I mean, you know, it could have been a man.
Jo Beaufoix / April 25th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Jenni Flaconer is gorgeous and a really cool chick.
And when you say you slept like a bivalve, do you mean bivalve as in a mollusc with a two part shell?
Have you gone a bit mad Napoleon?
Napoleon Fantastic / April 25th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Jo,
Yes, that is how I slept.
This is the effect blondes have on me.
Despina / April 27th, 2008 at 12:02 am
Excellent, excellent. Made me think of episodes of Bottom - “Sue Carpenter!!!”
Napoleon Fantastic / April 27th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Des,
Oh, I wish you hadn’t said that.
Now I’m going to dream about Sue Carpenter.
Where the hell is Anna Friel when you need her!?
Nelson Galaxy / April 28th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Friel’s in Pushing Daisies and looking rather lovely too. Put it on your toast.
Despina / April 28th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
I hope you didn’t dream of Sue Carpenter. Or bottom. Urgh! My mum used to teach Anna Friel by the way.
Napoleon Fantastic / April 30th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Despina,
Whew! I did dream of a bottom but it wasn’t Ms Carpenter’s, it was Kylie’s. (I’m sure Sue’s is a lovely bottom but, well, Kylie beat her to it on this occasion.)
ALPHAHEMAIL / August 29th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Well, I still daydream about lovely Sue Carpenter who was my lover in 1996. God! Was she good in bed.
Keep dreamin’
U wouldn’t know where she’s at by any chance?
Napoleon Fantastic / August 29th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Sorry, no. If I find out, I’ll post something here.
(I probably won’t find out.)
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