A Tail of Two Doggies / April 23 2008
I have just been chatting to Reg. Instead of having to pretend to laugh at his awful gags, we were actually having a serious discussion. We were talking about dogging. (Google it.) According to the local press, the village has a serious dogging problem that is developing relatively unchecked.
The people who take part in this activity – the doggers or doggies, as they are known - assemble after dark in the car park adjacent to the market place. Reg told me how he was passing that way the other evening and tarried awhile to furtively observe ‘the goings-on’, as he put it. ‘Oh aye, there were loads of ‘em at it,’ he said excitedly. ‘Like flippin’ rabbits, they were.’
‘Well, dogs.’
‘No, rabbits.’ He went on: ‘I saw one bloke with his old fella sticking through the side window of a Mini Cooper. And another bloke who had his trousers round his ankles was licking the windscreen like he was washing it.’ He thought for a moment then added quickly: ‘He was waving his old fella about like there was no tomorrow, that one was.’
‘Did you call the police, Reg?’ I asked.
‘No,’ he said, frowning, ‘They were the police.’
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Comments
6 comments on “A Tail of Two Doggies”
Nelson Galaxy / April 23rd, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Have you not considered joining in? You must be getting some - you live in the bonking capital of the world. Do dogs partake in dogging?
Napoleon Fantastic / April 24th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Nelson,
You’re sick.
Despina / April 24th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
I remember one night when I was getting frisky with my boyfriend in our Morris Minor up on the moors a few years ago. Suddenly, a car pulled up behind us.
“Oh look David,” I said, “he’s testing his lights. Do you think he needs a hand?”
Napoleon Fantastic / April 24th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Des,
Did you give him a hand?
Despina / April 24th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Who, the ex or the car driver?
Napoleon Fantastic / April 24th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Des,
Well . . . Maybe if you were . . .
No! That’s far enough! You are a very naughty girl and I think you are trying to lead me astray.
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