Evil Piers / March 28 2008
What is it with the Americans’ obsession with former tabloid editor Piers Morgan who has just won the US version of Celebrity Apprentice?
In the final programme, he described himself as an ‘evil, obnoxious, disgusting Brit.’ His assessment of his own character is nothing if not completely accurate. I would, however, replace the first two letters in Brit with a single g.
I met him once in London when he was still editor of that egregious tabloid organ The Daily Mirror. He rudely pushed past me to dive into a taxi that I had just hailed outside the offices of EMI Records in Manchester Square.
Americans, wise up: he is a revolting arsehole who ought to be dumped in a filthy canal at midnight; or perhaps you would be so kind as to find someone with a big needle and have him put him down. Either way, just put him out of our misery.
Filed under Celebrities / Idiots / London
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2 comments on “Evil Piers”
Nelson Galaxy / March 28th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Do you want me to sort him out for you Napoleon? I know where he lives….
Napoleon Fantastic / March 28th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Thanks, Nelson. I know I can always count on you for a bit of how’s-your-father.
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