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Angelina versus Jennifer / March 8 2008

I dreamed last night that Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Anniston were fighting over me. They were really going for it. There was lots of hair-pulling, face-scratching and even a few karate chops and well-aimed heavy punches. It was great.

It then got even better when Sophia Loren from 1960 suddenly appeared and stepped into the fray. ‘Forget about him, girls, he’s not worth it,’ she snorted.

But this was just a clever ploy; she actually wanted me for herself.

When the fighting was over, 1960 Sophia Loren took me gently by the hand and lay down with me on a big, soft leather chaise longue.

I woke up kissing my pillow again.

Filed under Angelina Jolie / Celebrities / Dreams / Jennifer Anniston / Pretty Girls / Sophia Loren

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3 comments on “Angelina versus Jennifer”

Jo Beaufoix / March 8th, 2008 at 5:39 pm

Wow, that was a cool dream,and 1960 Sophia Loren was stunning.

Napoleon Fantastic / March 9th, 2008 at 11:51 am

Yes she was. How do you know? Where you there in my dream? Were you? (If you saw me doing . . . you know . . . the thing with the thing . . . well, it wasn’t my idea, okay? Sophia made me do it.)

Nelson Galaxy / March 10th, 2008 at 4:18 pm

Lay off the cheese Nap, makes you go strange.

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