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Cocktail Shaker / February 22 2008

Here is a little advice for you.

Do not drink a banana, mango and pomegranate smoothie laced with evil tequila at seven in the evening and then embark upon a vigorous hour-long aerobic workout.

When said smoothie dramatically re-emerges at eight o’clock, pink and frothy and acid-sweet, it really is a regrettable spectacle.

If, however, you are intrigued and of a foolhardy disposition, you might, for some singular reason, decide to do this. You may be inclined, as am I on occasions when there is a full moon, towards reckless exploration in the name of science or simple and undemanding domestic experimentation using household ingredients.

If that is the case, do make sure that you are not far from a bathroom and that you are alone in the house.

Filed under Advice / Humour

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3 comments on “Cocktail Shaker”

Jo Beaufoix / February 24th, 2008 at 1:52 am

Bleurghhh.
That’s all I have to say.

Nelson Galaxy / February 26th, 2008 at 5:56 pm

I’m up for doing it. Can you reingest the drink after it comes out?

Napoleon Fantastic / February 27th, 2008 at 12:49 pm

You disgust me, Nelson.

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