Acid Flashback / February 17 2008
Thank goodness for vandals.
If it wasn’t for the group of teenage hooligans who had set fire to some old car batteries on the rec’ yesterday, Audrey and I would not have been pleasantly warmed on our frosty evening stroll by the impressive bonfire they had so thoughtfully created.
I do so love those naughty boys.
I had to thank them for frightening my little dog out of her wits when one of the batteries exploded in a spectacular display of sparks and flying shrapnel.
And I couldn’t help showing my appreciation when a globule of red-hot battery acid landed on the sleeve of my favourite Fred Perry jacket. Such little rascals!
Bless their cotton socks.
Filed under Annoyances / Anti-Social Behaviour / Audrey / English Village Life / Idiots / Vandalism
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2 comments on “Acid Flashback”
Nelson Galaxy / February 19th, 2008 at 12:47 am
Kill em all, little b*****ds
Jo Beaufoix / February 24th, 2008 at 1:46 am
Poor Audrey. I hope she finds a way to poop in their Nikes.
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