Company of Wolves / November 30 2007
Nelson is arriving today to continue work on his album and to force me into drinking too much alcohol. (That’s never been difficult! – Ed.)
Audrey really loves seeing her Uncle Nelson too. She loves to show him all the new paths she has recently discovered when he accompanies us on our big lunchtime walks around the deserted wilds of Derbyshire. I shall appreciate the company while we are out there as well. Audrey and I do enjoy our daily rambles in the hilly wilderness but it can often be slightly intimidating and sometimes even a little scary to be so alone and so far from civilisation.
I often worry in case we encounter any wolves or the Beast of Blackwell or a crazy horse frothing at the mouth. We did find an escaped horse once, in the middle of nowhere, but it had not gone mad, it was merely enjoying its freedom. It was humming happily to itself and followed us quietly for about half a mile and then to my relief disappeared into a nearby field.
And I always make sure I have my mobile phone with me when we are out there. However, the one time I really needed it, the bloody battery had gone flat. Audrey had disappeared down a rabbit hole and I could not locate her for about thirty minutes. I was trying to call mountain rescue or one of the other emergency services but just as I was about to throw my phone into the brackish water of a stagnant pond, she wandered slowly up to me looking sheepish and covered in mud.
My biggest fear is of getting lost in the dense woods and that we might be carried off by brigands. I would not be much use to them, however. I wouldn’t fetch much on the open market - my finances are not in a very healthy state at the moment, I cannot dance, and the number of sexual positions I have thus far mastered is severely limited.
Filed under Audrey / British Countryside / Nelson Galaxy / Sex
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2 comments on “Company of Wolves”
Jo Beaufoix / December 8th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Hee hee. I can imagine Audrey looking all embarrassed and mumbling, “sorry Dad.”
Napoleon Fantastic / December 8th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
She does love her rabbits. Mmm . . . little juicy rabbits.
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