International Incident No.2 / November 20 2007
‘You were right, Nelson,’ I informed him this morning. ‘I am an idiot.’
‘What’s wrong?’
‘She’s not the one,’ I told him.
‘Has she dumped you?’ he yawned.
‘Yep.’
‘I told you, didn’t I? They all dump you eventually,’ he said. ‘You’re the Goodbye Guy.’
‘Yep.’
‘Oh well . . . there are plenty more fish in the kettle,’ he ventured. ‘It would help though, if you weren’t such a hopeless romantic.’
‘Yes,’ I agreed, ‘it certainly would.’
Comments
6 comments on “International Incident No.2”
Nelson Galaxy / November 21st, 2007 at 5:55 pm
And there are plenty more kettles in the sea…
Napoleon Fantastic / November 21st, 2007 at 6:01 pm
Indeed there are, Nelson. And mermaids. Sexy, sexy mermaids.
Nelson Galaxy / November 23rd, 2007 at 4:09 pm
What’s with the merrrr love?
Despina / November 23rd, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Poo. Women can be horrid sometimes. Grrs.
Napoleon Fantastic / November 24th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Out there she waits, on the misty seas of love, singing siren songs of warm homes and smiling eyes.
Jo Beaufoix / November 25th, 2007 at 9:20 pm
Oh. Women are indeed poo sometimes. I love that last comment though. Keep believing.
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