Poodle Nuisance / November 5 2007
Audrey gave a command performance this morning when a pretty little poodle tried to smell her private bits.
She was disgusted. ‘I’m jolly well not having that,’ she decided and promptly set about the poor thing, pinning it to the damp grass of the park and attempting to bite off its tiny nose.
‘I’m so sorry,’ I said to the woman whose dog it was. ‘She’s not normally like that.’
That was a lie, however. Audrey has recently taken a singular and rather curious dislike to certain types of dog, namely: Golden Labradors, Alsatians and now, Toy Poodles.
It probably has something to do with the fact that these are the particular breeds that most often try to have canine congress with her. I do not think she can be blamed for reacting as aggressively as she does. How would you feel if a great big slobbering Labrador tried to smell your marital area before attempting to mount you in a wet and windy park at 7am on a Monday morning?
Me, I think it’s a good job that we humans do not go around openly sniffing at each others sexual organs – well, we don’t in England, anyway. I imagine that it is something that is practiced quite freely in other areas of the world: in countries such as Greece, Iceland and parts of Scotland, for instance.
On the Fantastic hi-fi today:
Grievous Angel – Gram Parsons with Emmylou Harris
Filed under Animals / Audrey / Dogs / Humour / Pets / Sex
Comments
2 comments on “Poodle Nuisance”
Heather May / November 5th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
Oh man.. She’s going to hate George. He’s a sniffer. You’re going to have to add Cavalier King Charles to that list.
Napoleon Fantastic / November 5th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
Heather,
Hmm . . . I can see some rigorous training regimes coming into force, I can.
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