Telling Teenage Fortunes / May 30 2007
No.11 Your art teacher will introduce you to the dubious delights of Newcastle Brown Ale.
You will drink 14 pints of it in the Red Lion whilst trying - rather clumsily - to impress Sally, the new girl from Nottingham High who looks so goddamn regal, you will feel that you should take her knee and kiss it.
On the way home, you will shout at buildings.
On the Fantastic hi-fi today:
Almost Everything – Enormous
Armed Forces – Elvis Costello and The Attractions
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Jo Beaufoix / May 30th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
What did you shout at the buildings?
Did the buildings shout back?
Did you take her knee?
and if so, did you give it back?
If not, do you still have it?
Blimey, being a teenager raises so many questions.
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