Problem Solved / May 29 2007
Waiting in my inbox this morning was an email from a woman requesting urgent and personal congregation with me.
She appears to be East European though she does not specify exactly where she is from – but who the hell cares?
She begins her message in a very encouraging style:
‘Hello please. I like you introduce in perfect love life. Do you have in search for me? Your perfect lady-fire? My in whole life I find you . . .’
It is a bit wonky, I know, but we can work on the articulation later. It goes on to suggest a preliminary assignation in London, a voyage for her – my new lady-fire – that will be expensive and complex.
Of course I do not mind sending to her (or to the kind agents acting on her behalf) the initial $750 that is needed in order that she may make the necessary and complicated preparations for such an exciting expedition. It is the least I can do.
Filed under East European / Romance / Women
Comments
2 comments on “Problem Solved”
Ashley Morgan / May 29th, 2007 at 9:38 pm
Lady-fire? That sounds like something that needs treating with some sort of ointment. I’d stear clear, at least until you’ve had her fully checked out by the local quack.
Napoleon Fantastic / May 30th, 2007 at 10:50 am
Thanks for the good advice, Comrade Ashley.
I knew something smelled a bit fishy about it.
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