Oblique Angles / April 27 2007
Whilst it has often been said that yours truly bears more than a casual resemblance to the Hollywood actor Hugh Grant, it is also slightly less commonly accepted that of the two of us, I am the one who is the better looking. (It’s the angular cheekbones, don’t you know.)
I was reminding the bouncing Audrey of this (she is the only dog in the world that can do Kung-Fu) when it was brought to my attention that poor Mr Hugh has been arrested again, this time in London. He has allegedly attacked a photographer by throwing a tin of baked beans at him. I can only say that his actions have left me feeling rather disappointed, but I am sure that he is now full of regret that he came over all unnecessary in such an unfortunate manner.
The whole affair could have been easily avoided of course if the paparazzo concerned had instead decided to photograph my attractive features – me being more handsome and all. (It’s a fact! – Napoleon’s Mum.) I am always happily accommodating if someone wants a quick snap or makes a request for my valuable signature. Indeed, I shall be available for such things this very day during my monthly festival of self-promotion between the hours of 3 and 4pm. You know where to come; see you there.
On the Fantastic hi-fi today:
Favourite Worst Nightmare – The Arctic Monkeys
Together Alone – Crowded House
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