Au Revoir, Paris / January 24 2007
Until recently, I was thinking of approaching celebrity heiress Paris Hilton and asking her if she would like to be my girlfriend. But after hearing of her recent arrest for drink-driving, I’ve changed my mind.
A Los Angeles court has fined her $1,150 and sentenced her to three years probation after she pleaded no contest to the charge. The attractive socialite and enormously talented singer was also ordered to attend an alcohol education programme.
Well done Los Angeles, I say. I have always been appalled by people who drink and drive especially rich and famous ones who think that they are above the law.
I know the poor girl is contrite and very embarrassed about the whole episode – ‘I’m so happy that the matter is over,’ she told me – but I will no longer be pursuing her romantically.
Forgive me, Paris, it’s over between us. You won’t be hearing from me anymore. I know it’s hard but you’ll get over me in time. C’est finis, ma cherie, au revoir. Try to forget about ‘us’.
And if the phone doesn’t ring, it’s probably me.
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