Automatic Monkey Trousers / December 20 2006
What is that strange yelping sound in the background on songs by The Automatic?
It sounds like a monkey or something.
Me, I say this: Primates on pop songs?
No! It sounds pants.
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12 comments on “Automatic Monkey Trousers”
Nelson Galaxy / December 20th, 2006 at 5:52 pm
Ain’t no monkey - it’s a small tourettes-syndrome effected child.
“What’s that coming over the hill?
Is it a monkey, is it a monkey?”
queenminx / December 20th, 2006 at 7:52 pm
What about primates who sing and write pop songs: Ian Brown, the Monkey King!?
Napoleon Fantastic / December 20th, 2006 at 8:34 pm
Hmm, he isn’t actually a monkey though, is he?
But he really looks like a monkey, I’ll give you that.
Hehe. Monkey.
queenminx / December 20th, 2006 at 9:00 pm
He isn’t a monkey?! Good grief! Does he know? If not, somebody should tell him.
Graham Boffey / December 21st, 2006 at 9:29 am
Will you two stop right now? What have all those poor little monkies done to you for you to start comparing them to the hideous Ian Brown.
For Shame.
queenminx / December 21st, 2006 at 11:22 am
I like Ian Brown. I liked him more when I thought he was a monkey. I still think someone ought to tell him he isn’t a monkey. I hope he isn’t too upset. I wonder what he will be King of next, if he can’t be King Monkey anymore. :S
Napoleon Fantastic / December 21st, 2006 at 11:27 am
Hehe. Monkey.
Nelson Galaxy / December 21st, 2006 at 11:50 am
Monkey or Monkie?
Is it just me or is Ian Brown one of the worst singers ever to walk the land?
Total b******xs!
I still keep buying his albums though - maybe it’s the way he dances!
queenminx / December 21st, 2006 at 1:02 pm
Yes, he is rather lacking in vocal ability, he seems to talk/sing, almost like singing is an afterthought … but I would say Courtney Love is worse, and she’s not even a monkey!
Jo Beaufoix / December 21st, 2006 at 5:46 pm
I thought Ian Brown was a donkey. That would explain a lot of his lyrics. Poor old donkey. Working all day long on the beach in the dirty sand, then playing all night long in some dive with sawdust floors to soak up the vomit.
Poor old donkey.
Napoleon Fantastic / December 21st, 2006 at 6:05 pm
Poor, poor little donkey. See what they did to him. (Sniff.)
He only wanted to be loved.
Jo Beaufoix / December 22nd, 2006 at 10:22 am
Donkeys are brown.
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