Who Do You Go Home To? #2 / December 8 2006
I was on my way this morning to buy provisions for the weekend when Bernard accosted me outside the Salvation Army Shop.
‘Bet you were wondering why I keep my bedroom window open all night, eh?’ he asked me. ‘I like to hear the cars roll by, heading for Hollywood,’ he whispered.
‘What was your message that you wanted to give to the world, Bernard?’ I asked him.
‘All in good time, dear boy,’ he said. ‘All in good time.’
Filed under Christmas / Family / Loneliness / Other People
Comments
5 comments on “Who Do You Go Home To? #2”
John Wiseman / December 8th, 2006 at 2:24 pm
I found you from the Queen Minx site. Are you real or are you an imaginary creation? I’d love to read more of your stuff but, like Queen MInx, you seem to insist on jamming your paragraphs all together which makes it very very hard to read. Please find a use for the return key, either with or without shift. It will make your writing much easier to understand.
Napoleon Fantastic / December 8th, 2006 at 3:14 pm
Hi, John.
Alas, I am indeed very real, old chum.
Davy Lawrence (frontman with Enormous) and Napoleon Fantastic (my blogging alter-ego) - the very same.
Thanks for your helpful comment. And… I have now located the shift/return key formation you mention.
See?
NF
Nelson Galaxy / December 8th, 2006 at 5:14 pm
I agree with John - too much condensed script. Does shift return fix?
or not?
ng
Nelson Galaxy / December 8th, 2006 at 5:15 pm
That’ll be not then.
ng
queenminx / December 8th, 2006 at 7:12 pm
Ah! John! We seek him here, we seek him there! He is indeed, a very wise man.
Napoleon … please tell Bernard that queenie thinks him a ‘tease!’
qm
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