Dark Energy / November 17 2006
Many thanks to the mysterious force that is speeding up the expansion of the universe. Yes, I am well aware of the competing theories on the subject, but I must say I am wholly convinced that said force was universally responsible for drastically contracting the performance of We Are The World by Michael Jackson to only a few lines at the World Music Awards in London on Wednesday evening. And I know it is rather a dark matter, but boy, did I breathe a big sigh of relief.
So I say this: Thank you, dark energy.
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