Dark Energy / November 17 2006
Many thanks to the mysterious force that is speeding up the expansion of the universe. Yes, I am well aware of the competing theories on the subject, but I must say I am wholly convinced that said force was universally responsible for drastically contracting the performance of We Are The World by Michael Jackson to […]
Man Alive / November 16 2006
I read here that Oscar winner George Clooney has been named the ‘sexiest man alive’ by US magazine People. Pah! I’ve been writing to said magazine for weeks now with my suggestion as to whom the award should have gone. ‘Napoleon Fantastic – sexiest man alive,’ I’ve been saying. Never heard a peep from them!
(Maybe […]

